The Amaranthine Poet

The Troll Who Made Me Tap

July 20, 2007 on 1:15 pm | In Everything | 6 Comments

Hi everyone! I am very pleased to say my webby(website ) is up and running once again! Ok, this blog is NOT going to be long. Seriously, I am only going to write about my short little dream…

So, I had this dream that I got this job as a ninja for this furniture store. You know that story, “The Three Billy Goats Gruff”? (I know my ASL friends know it You know the troll who lives under the bridge in that story? Well, my job description was to go down to that troll everyday, with a few of my other ninja colleagues, and just kick the crud out of him…and if we beat him up, then he would have to buy furniture from the company I worked as a ninja for.

So, anyway, I was at my first day at work, and I was really nervous, because I had never been a ninja before…so my colleagues told me to just try to stay behind them and they would do the work and I could watch. We made our way, surreptitiously(as ninjas do), to the bridge and they jumped off and were doing back flips and cartwheels and all that jazz. I just thought to myself in a melancholy manner,
“I can’t jump from extreme heights, and I certainly can’t do back flips like that. I am never gonna make a good ninja.”
So, I just stayed behind, and tried to look like I was participating in the battle…Well, during the fight, that troll rushed right up to me and started clawing at me. I tried to fight back, but I was hypnotized by his hideous appearance. He kind of looked like Blanca from Street Fighter, only his hair was an ash black, and it draped over his face as if to hide his festering warts and sad eyes. He somehow got me in a rear naked choke and after an hour and a half, I tapped out. So, in conclusion, I lost to the troll on my first day of work, and he didn’t buy any furniture. So, I was pretty disappointed and as we were walking back to the store, my colleagues encouraged me and told me,
“Don’t worry, you’ll get him next time. Its only your first day on the job.”
My boss just frowned and said,
“Hit the showers…and you better bring that troll down tomorrow or you are dead meat… dead meat like yesterday’s cow!!” I think the “yesterday’s cow” bit was a sorry attempt to portray a quick and witty humor…he smirked, however, no one else laughed.

The rest of the dream, I can’t tell you, haha, because it was pretty weird…er!! Well, this dream was kind of like Power Rangers, Street Fighter, “The 3 Billy Goats Gruff”, Final Fantasy and a Banner Mattress commercial fused together! Anyway!!! I know my last few blogs haven’t really made much of any sense….I have no explanation for that…Even my dreams are random .Oh, btw, some people were asking me what happened to that bum guy in my last blog. (The one who wanted to become a tree to retrieve the girl of his dreams who had turned into a star). Well, I haven’t seen him yet, but I am planning a trip to Galbadia and when I go, I will stop by Fisherman’s Horizon, visit his cardboard box and ask him about it. Ok, well, I applaud you if you read all this!! <3 Jenna <3

Your Daddy Is Darth Vader

What You Call Him: Daddy Dearest Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings

You are Milk Chocolate

A total dreamer, you spend most of your time with your head in the clouds. You often think of the future, and you are always working toward your ideal life. Also nostalgic, you rarely forget a meaningful moment… even those from long ago.